According to a reputable source, Magnetic Island is nothing but a pile of rubble after a two pronged attached has deviated the entire region. What are the odds that a sink hole would strike just as Kim Jong Un and his team of North Korean rudeboys rolled out some nuke vibes on Full Moon's spiritual home, Base Magnetic Island.
We were first offered the information by island milkman and 2017 Acid-a-thon champ, Darren.
"There was shit flying everywhere. The ground was dripping away and it felt like massive bombs were softly side swiping my nipples. I was like fuuuuuuuuuuuuck... Had Kim Jong written all over it." - Darren 'Milko' Miller